a kick outta nothin'

She puts her hairspray on with a lit cigarette in her mouth
She takes her fingernail polish off driving down the river route
And even though it ain't against the law
Dressin' up like a day-glo Barbie doll

CHORUS:
My babe, she gets a kick outta nothin', my babe
She gets a kick outta nothin', my babe
She gets a kick outta nothin', kick outta nothin', my babe

All she ever got outta high school was the fifth degree
Since she couldn't keep her skirts hangin' far enough below her knees
And even though they never kicked her out
She gets a bad kick laughing about it

CHORUS

She's old school
Like Tiki torches 'round a swimming pool
My babe, she might jump in
Well the tv crackerjack with a ___?

We're gonna have a couple of kids and dress 'em up like hippies someday
Name 'em Love and Rainbow n' send 'em on their merry way
Maybe someday they'll figure out
What their their mama was laughin' about