We're so happy you opened the door to join us in the John...fan club. (Where else could you have seen "this side" of John.) Enclosed please find your 8 X 10 autographed photo and your eviable key ring, wich is also your membership "card".
The first newsletter is enclosed and we are very pleased with the quality of material it contains. Yes, it does have all the poop!
As you are anxiously keeping your eyes peeled for the first newsletter, be sure to keep your ear glued to your radio listening for "Child of the Wild Blue Yonder", the premiere single from John's newest album "Stolen Moments".
Thank you for your show of support for John. We're looking forward to a great year.