Things I Think About at Work

Written by by a member of the writing staff

from “Yes dear” named Danny Smith


Another morning in my security box
Every stage has free bagels and lox
I just noticed I'm wearing two different-colored socks
Man, this Vanilla Coke® really rocks
My second-favorite actor has gotta be Captain Kirk
These are things I think about at work
I wonder if Abe Vigoda's still alive
I wonder if there's any doughnuts left on Stage 5
The movie Memento had a very confusing story
Will Joe Gibbs bring the Redskins back to glory?
I never met Pierce Brosnan; got the feelin' he's kind of a jerk
These are things I think about at work
I think Mr. T can take Russell Crowe in a fight (Don't you?)
I'd like to be Mr. Britney Spears for just one night
I've always thought that guinea pigs were odd (They don't even look like pigs)
The man who invented NutRageous® is a god
If I were Hercules, all my best friends could just call me Herc
These are things I think about at work
I used to have a next-door neighbor, and he'd yell at me when I'd cut through his yard
Either goin' to school or comin' home, and once he threw a rock at my dog
And then he'd call the cops when I'd play my music no matter how loud or quiet it was
And he had a weird limp from the second World War
And he smoked like a chimney, swore like a sailor, and he drank beer all day,

and he hated my guts, and his name was Frank McGuirk
These are things I think about at work
Yeah, these are things I think about at work
Oh, these are things I think about at work
Ah-ahhhhhhhhh!"