Too live to leave

He took the Caddy blew the dust out of his sleep Went in walked off in military Left him with a ponytail, sorta waving in the breeze and a thousand dollar note to carry.

She had a baby named Venus and a tattoo down her back And a son who was a parking lot attendant And her first husband never forgave her For running off with that son-of-a-bitch And he was hell bent on seeking vengence.

CHORUS: They were too live to leave (Hoo hoo) Too live to leave out (Too live to leave out) Too live to leave out (Hoo hoo) Too live to leave out (Too live to leave out)

Who do you go after, after all these years Well he just couldn't make his mind up He found out where she was living And stopped at the market for a couple of beers And thought about crushing that little dixie cup That son-of-a bitch she married is probably in Ontario by now And her son would be just going off to work. Venus would be howling the cow would be jumping over the moon If only he could make that shotgun jerk (CHORUS) BRIDGE: Now Venus favorite show was 911 So when that dirty deed was done She picked up the phone and called an ambulance So Mama got a second chance A miracle A miracle baby Damn All the public broadcasting in the world couldn't change this story none But Willie Shatner could make history Her first husband got five years for assault and got out after one That old (bald?) seargent's whereabouts remain a mystery That young man opened up a used exotic car lot out in Phoenix Blazed off all day in that Arizona sun Little Venus runs a roadside grotto near Las Vegas where everyday a thousand pilgrims come So live (CHORUS TWICE)